JUSTICE ALITO: I mean, suppose some kids have a lemonade stand or they’re washing cars and they say a glass of lemonade, $1 and then somebody comes up to them and says I’d like to buy that with a credit card. It might happen today. I have – I have never seen anybody younger than me buy anything with cash. But that would be a violation if they put the $1 there on the assumption that everybody is going to pay cash for their lemonade. These are tech savvy kids so they can – could process a credit card purchase if they wanted to?

MR. WU: The statue has no exemption for kids selling lemonade.

JUSTICE BREYER: Right. So what happens then? I mean, you – I grant you have a tough side of this argument. It doesn’t seem very fair.

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Your friend on the other side scares me when he says there are 60,000 cases that are going to be added to the Federal docket.

JUSTICE KENNEDY: Don’t tell us we’re not working hard enough.

Justice Breyer: I will also assume that for every chef salad there is a countervailing strawberry shortcake; all right? So — so everything balances out.

Justice Alito: But, you know, in the long run we’re all dead.

Justice Kagan: You said that as the law is now, under your interpretation of it, Texas is allowed to set much, much higher medical standards, whether it has to do with the personnel or procedures or the facilities themselves, higher medical standards, including much higher medical standards for abortion facilities than for facilities that do any other kind of medical work, even much more risky medical work.

Mr. Keller: Correct, in this Court’s ­­in Simopoulos.

Justice Kagan: And I guess I just want to know why would Texas do that?