CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: It says “some benefit,” but you’re – you’re reading it as saying “some benefit,” and the other side is reading it as saying “some benefit,” and you know that – And it makes a difference.
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JUSTICE KAGAN: Do you favor a standard with bite?
MR. KATYAL: It does have some bite. It does. We’re not trying to –
JUSTICE KAGAN: Would that be “some bite” or “some bite“?
JUSTICE ALITO: I mean, suppose some kids have a lemonade stand or they’re washing cars and they say a glass of lemonade, $1 and then somebody comes up to them and says I’d like to buy that with a credit card. It might happen today. I have – I have never seen anybody younger than me buy anything with cash. But that would be a violation if they put the $1 there on the assumption that everybody is going to pay cash for their lemonade. These are tech savvy kids so they can – could process a credit card purchase if they wanted to?
MR. WU: The statue has no exemption for kids selling lemonade.
JUSTICE BREYER: Right. So what happens then? I mean, you – I grant you have a tough side of this argument. It doesn’t seem very fair.
CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Your friend on the other side scares me when he says there are 60,000 cases that are going to be added to the Federal docket.
JUSTICE KENNEDY: Don’t tell us we’re not working hard enough.
Justice Breyer: I will also assume that for every chef salad there is a countervailing strawberry shortcake; all right? So — so everything balances out.