Chief Justice Roberts: I’m sorry. When you say you’re crushing the goals, that means you’re meeting them?

Justice Scalia: I wrote it. I just don’t remember.

(Laughter.)

Justice Scalia: Do you know how many cases I’ve written?

Justice Scalia: But what really astounds is the hubris reflected in today’s judicial Putsch.

Justice Scalia: You think man means women, right? Never mind.

Justice Scalia: Right, you’re on the principle that life is not fair, right?

Mr. Brockman: Life is not fair. Maryland taxes are.

Justice Scalia: Well, religious beliefs aren’t reasonable. I mean, religious beliefs are categorical. You know, it’s God tells you. It’s not a matter of being reasonable. God be reasonable? He’s supposed to have a full beard.